Presence of mind!

hope you wont mind it
In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1 kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said 'An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter'. To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, 'And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!' After the customer left, the manager said 'You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?' To this the boy said, 'I come from place named x consists of only prostitutes and football players!'

The manager replied coldly, 'My wife is also from that place only'.
To this the boy asked excitedly, 'Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?' Presence of mind helps, never panic!